Putin fights world domination...while invading other countries

Russian President Vladimir Putin said today (Tuesday) that his country would devote itself to fighting any ideology bent on world domination or meddling in the affairs of other countries, even as Russia continues to invade neighboring Ukraine.

Putin announced the formation of a Commission to Preserve Historical Memory on Russian television, noting the enormous price the Russian people paid fighting Nazi Germany in WWII.

Putin added that Russia, Belarus, and others must combat all such ideologies bent on world domination: Russophobia, antisemitism, Nazism. Strangely, he did not include the ideology of communism which the Soviet Union tried to advance throughout the world from its inception in 1917 until its collapse in 1991.

Putin also neglected to mention the fact that Russia itself is still invading and conquering parts of neighboring Ukraine, even kidnapping Ukrainian children to raise them as Russians and not showing any respect for their local national culture.